Filed under: Wacky and Weird

TMZ.com: Radar reported earlier this week that Lance Armstrong's daughter took Ashley Olsen to her Texas elementary school for show and tell -- but it isn't true. Whoops!Although the Olsen twin and Lance are reportedly hot and heavy (he denies it), sources at... Read more

Lance Armstrong’s daughter brought his new girlfriend Ashley Olsen to school for show and tell. Usually kids bring in things like rocks, frogs or their dad’s porn collection. But his girlfriend? I dunno. Radar reports:

One of the part-eunuch biker's young daughters (he has twins) had the honor of taking a more realistic (though slightly less boobtastic) Barbie to her class for observation. Yes, daddy's lady love Ashley Olsen was recently shown and told about at the young girl's Texas school.

Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong were spotted at the Rose Bar in New York Monday night. The two seemed to be really enjoying each other’s company, according to Page Six:

Our bar spy said, "They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m."

Lance, you don’t have to explain yourself to me. I know what it’s like to keep your body at peak physical shape. Like a well-tuned machine. You push yourself to the limit everyday. And sometimes you just need to relax. Whether that entails taking in a movie, drinking a fine glass of wine or having sex with an anorexic Muppet is your decision. In the meantime, since you bagged yourself an Olsen twin, the Sesame Street people keep calling. They want Kermit back.

In one of the most unlikely matches that you could possibly dream up, Full House star Ashley Olsen has reportedly found love with Tour de France champion Lance Armstrong.

According to New York Post’s Page Six, Olsen, 21, was seen Monday night getting cozy with the 36-year-old retired cyclist at New York’s Gramercy Park Hotel.

Filed under: Paparazzi Video

TMZ.com: Owen Wilson nearly snuck out the back of New York's Waverly Inn last night, but he couldn't quite elude the paps -- and the resulting snapstorm was practically a cyclone.Wilson finished his supper -- at the same celebritrough where Ashley Olsen,... Read more

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-Drunk Bob Barker?

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Ashley Olsen has landed a role in “The Informers” an adaptation of the Bret Easton Ellis novel. The movie also stars Billy Bob Thornton and Kim Basinger, who, up until now, I assumed was dead. Reuters reports on the film’s premise:

Penelope Cruz’s younger sister Monica was at the beach yesterday. I normally don’t put up pictures of celebrity siblings, but I think Monica is actually better-looking than Penelope and she’s rockin’ that sexy body in a bikini, so for that she gets some Tuna love. Anyway, that’s all I really know about this chick, [...]

When you’re young and in love, sometimes the stars in your eyes prevent you from seeing reality.  And that’s just what Ashley Olsen fears is going on with her twin sister Mary-Kate.

Filed under: Star Catcher

TMZ.com: Sportin' that Poshtastic new hairstyle, a crowd-friendly Rihanna signed autographs for a horde of adoring fans outside of Da Silvano restaurant in New York last night. She can stand under our umbrella. Down the way, Ashley Olsen played... Read more