Filed under: Celebrity Justice

TMZ.com: The guy who wrote "The Godfather" says all his stories went into a big-bucks video game -- and all he came out with was d*** in his hands.The estate of Mario Puzo -- repped by the Don of Hollywood lawyers, Bert Fields -- is making Paramount Pictures... Read more

Filed under: Celebrity Justice

TMZ.com: Although R. Kelly hightailed it out of the courtroom right after he was acquitted on child porn charges today, his lawyers hung around long enough to out their client as a cry baby. See Also R. Kelly Not Guilty -- Urine the Clear! ... Read more

Filed under: The Hogans

TMZ.com: The family of John Graziano is telling Hulk Hogan where to stick his "God's will" when it comes to the Hulk's ridiculous appearance on Larry King's show the other night.Yesterday, through their lawyers, the Grazianos said that whatever Hulk had to... Read more

Nick Hogan was transferred out of solitary yesterday and moved into a cell with three other juvenile roommates. For the record, the decision was not made because of Nick's lawyers bitching to get him out on Tuesday, but because of routine assessment of inmates living situation, according to the AP:

Pinellas County Sheriff's Office spokeswoman Cecilia Barreda says housing assignments are routinely reviewed because the jail's population constantly changes. That created an opportunity to house juveniles together.

I guess someone's missing his fortress of masturbation-tude now. Oh, you don't know what you've got, till it's gone. But, in all seriousness, Nick's very happy now. I hear there's nothing quite like spooning at shiv point. It's breathtaking almost.

A Florida judge has ruled that Nick Hogan will remain segregated from other inmates while serving his 8-month sentence after he pleaded no contest to a crash that left his friend John Graziano in a coma. The AP reports:

A judge on Tuesday denied Nick Bollea's request to change the conditions of his jail sentence because solitary confinement is causing him "unbearable anxiety."
Officials say he is segregated from other inmates in the county jail in Clearwater because he is a minor, even though he was convicted in adult court.

So, in legal terms, Nick's lawyers claimed he's suffering from "unbearable anxiety" to which the judge responded, "How bout he grow a pair?" God willing, this ruling has set a legal precedent for all future cases of bitch-assing.

Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky and Weird

TMZ.com: Sean "Diddy" Combs is a multi-millionaire mogul who leads a life most can only dream of. So why is he pissed off at a rinky-dink website that sells cufflinks? We're told Diddy unleashed his big-time lawyers on a website called Cuff-Daddy.com, a... Read more

Filed under: Let's Get This Party Started

TMZ.com: With his lawyers playing legal ping-pong with prosecutors in his kiddie-porn trial, R. Kelly is getting hassled by lawyers who aren't even going after him.As the Chicago Tribune reports, a random lawyer guy named Mike Roman tried to push his own CD... Read more

Filed under: The Hogans

TMZ.com: The Hogan family doesn't just talk trash about the Graziano family -- they also talk behind each other's backs.In one call, Hulk trashes Nick's mom Linda, saying she spends more money on lawyers than on calling cards for Nick. In the second, Nick... Read more

Filed under: Tom and Katie, Celebrity Feuds, Department of Debunk

TMZ.com: In a move totally out of character, Tom Cruise has sicked his lawyers on luxury baby boutique Petit Tresor, accusing them of babbling to the tabs about Suri's outrageously expensive designer Scientoloduds. According to the cease and desist letter... Read more

Filed under: Celebrity Justice

TMZ.com: The R. Kelly kiddie porn trial has been delayed for more than five years -- so what's another five years between litigants?TMZ has confirmed that R. Pissy's lawyers filed a motion today to delay the trial for what seems like the 18 millionth time.... Read more