Katie Holmes really likes Nicole Kidman and is apparently happy about about her pregnancy. She recently sent Nicole some sweet baby gifts in hopes that, the next time they meet, Nicole won't throw a boomerang at her face. Those things fucking sting. Star reports:

Katie shipped hubby Tom Cruise's eight-months-pregnant ex-wife a deluxe gift basket filled with onesies, stuffed toys, a baby blanket and more from Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills, an insider tells Star.

The Graziano family has released video footage of John Graziano's daily rehabilitation in the hospital. We've all known he's been in a coma and has a hole in a head, but no one mentioned how freaking huge the hole is. The footage appeared on Nancy Grace midweek with the hole pixelated and, well, uh, I just saw the unpixelated version. It's goddamn insane and really puts Hulk Hogan's "God wants John in a coma to make him a better person" comment in a whole other light. A bright, bleached, asinine "Wow, what a dick" light. No wonder the Hulk got death threats from John's brother. In fact, I'm about to give him a death threat:

Terry... you cocksucka... I will pee in your moustache... all your money won't help you now... unless you buy a moustache shield... um... sucker of cocks, Luke, I'm your father.

Go easy on me. It's my first time. WARNING: Uncensored video after the jump contains disturbing images unless you're the sort of person who finds gaping head wounds divine.

Britney Spears is back home in Louisiana to be with her pregnant sister Jamie Lynn who's apparently close to launching another Spears into the world TODAY. Yay. People reports:

After taking an early morning commercial flight from LAX, the singer, 26, touched down in New Orleans on Wednesday afternoon with her father, Jamie, 55, her brother, Bryan, 31, and her assistant, Brett.

50 Cent is suing Shaniqua Tompkins, the mother of his son Marquise, for defamation. Shaniqua is claiming 50 is responsible for the fire last month that burnt down her house - with her and Marquise in it. But 50 knows how to handle snitches: litigation, son. Get all legal up on that ass. NY Daily News reports:

"There comes a point where you can no longer sit on your hands and listen to her spread these falsehoods," 50's lawyer, Brett Kimmel, tells us. "Besides hurting his reputation, they have a damaging impact on their son."

Lindsay Lohan will not enter this year's Emmy awards. She appeared on Ugly Betty briefly this season, but the LA Times reports Lindsay decided to hold off until next year's Emmy competition when she'll have more episodes under her belt. Also, Lindsay didn't want to compete with Britney for the Holy Shit Did Our Show Really Need Ratings award:

Lohan didn't submit herself for contention in the guest race because "the appearance was brief," notes her rep Leslie Sloane. "We made a decision to wait."